beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend


santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face


khaleersula:

teacupnosaucer:

wtttl:

collababortion:

kittydoom:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Amazingly, not The Onion:

“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”

I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION

PLANET IS READY FOR MANDOWN CULTURE

MANDOWN MANDOWN MANDOWN MANDOWN

rape

bombs

one more example of how men suck


therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy


737downoverabooq:

fandomacespook:

Okay yes you got me.

I did indeed start identifying as asexual because I’m on Tumblr.

And you know what.

If I wasn’t on Tumblr, if this website hadn’t taught me that wonderful little word, I would still be identifying as what I did before Tumblr.

Would you like me to tell you what that word was?

Broken.


sentientarboroform:

spiritsflame:

If whats happening in Ferguson was happening to an all white community, it would be called a dystopian novel

#and all actions against the police would be heroic and daring#and the plucky white protags would be encouraged to use violence to stop the injustice


“I’m Irish and Irish people don’t tell you a thing; Irish people keep it so bottled up.
The plan with Irish people is ‘I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then I’ll die’” — John Mulaney, New In Town,  and everything you need to know about how I go through life.  (via tin-pan-ali)


drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.


@chriscolfer: THIS IS AMAZING! I heart these girls sooo much!!! #OITNB


breenwolf:

i wonder if derek knows how to spell stiles’s name or if stiles is in derek’s phone as styles

and stiles has to use derek’s phone one day in a crisis situation and he’s angrily scrolling through the contacts and sees it and he just stares at it for like 45 seconds straight, perplexed

and he just says “derek i’ve been alive seventeen years and no one’s made this mistake before”

and derek’s like “HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL STILES??? THE WAY YOU SPELL IT ISN’T EVEN A WORD!!!”

and stiles is like “IT COMES FROM MY LAST NAME YOU IDIOT???”

and derek stares at him, mouth open and eyes wide as realization dawns