humansofnewyork:

"She was 2 lbs 11 ounces when she was born. We named her after Amelia Earhart, in case she needed to fly away."


gideongordongraves:

dollopheadsandclotpoles:

bonnyanne:

Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.

"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"

I’m adding this one because it’s my favourite 

"It was me. I’m awesome." BEST.


beyondmygrasp:

rinthedrowpriestess:

sometimes I get really stressed out because my body doesn’t match society’s expectations of beauty and sex appeal

and one night I was complaining about it to my sister and she said

"It’s not very punk rock to meet society’s expectations"

I think she changed my life

Your sister is my role model



pleatedjeans:

18 Puns That Are So Bad, They’re Good


tastefullyoffensive:

Hi Kurt. [x]


linnealurks:

doctorwho247:

10 years ago today, filming began on a brand new series of Doctor Who, starring Christopher Eccleston as the Ninth Doctor and Billie Piper as Rose Tyler!

can I passively aggressively point out the way the shot is set up to make both of them equal including cancelling out the height difference and you really couldn’t tell who was meant to be the main character by looking at this photo? (Because of course they’re both the main character and of equal importance rose tyler Ninth doctor (via pygmy-of-triviality)


inserthumourousnesshere:

i-found-you-justine-time:

Now I’m standing in Glee club, paying tribute to Whitney Houston, minding my own business.

In storms my boyfriend, Blaine, in a jealous rage. 

YOU’VE BEEN TEXTING THE MUSIC STORE GUY!

He says.

He was crazy.

And he kept on screaming,

YOU’VE BEEN TEXTING THE MUSIC STORE GUY!

And then I took him to couple’s counseling.

And then we had make up sex.

We had make up sex ten times. 

He had me coming, 

He had me coming,

He had me coming all night loooong


kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that