How to get a boyfriend
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
Amazingly, not The Onion:
“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”
I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION
PLANET IS READY FOR MANDOWN CULTURE
MANDOWN MANDOWN MANDOWN MANDOWN
one more example of how men suck
This is perfect.
I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy
Okay yes you got me.
I did indeed start identifying as asexual because I’m on Tumblr.
And you know what.
If I wasn’t on Tumblr, if this website hadn’t taught me that wonderful little word, I would still be identifying as what I did before Tumblr.
Would you like me to tell you what that word was?
If whats happening in Ferguson was happening to an all white community, it would be called a dystopian novel
#and all actions against the police would be heroic and daring#and the plucky white protags would be encouraged to use violence to stop the injustice
I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink.
@chriscolfer: THIS IS AMAZING! I heart these girls sooo much!!! #OITNB
i wonder if derek knows how to spell stiles’s name or if stiles is in derek’s phone as styles
and stiles has to use derek’s phone one day in a crisis situation and he’s angrily scrolling through the contacts and sees it and he just stares at it for like 45 seconds straight, perplexed
and he just says “derek i’ve been alive seventeen years and no one’s made this mistake before”
and derek’s like “HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL STILES??? THE WAY YOU SPELL IT ISN’T EVEN A WORD!!!”
and stiles is like “IT COMES FROM MY LAST NAME YOU IDIOT???”
and derek stares at him, mouth open and eyes wide as realization dawns